118 Things That Piss Me Off

Can't believe I forgot students +Jon Bon Jovi.

1. Under cooked pancakes

2. Lad's Magazines

3. November

4. Retarded club monkeys

5. Being poor

6. Old slow drivers

7. Rabbit sized dogs

8. FCUK Clothes

9. Jamie Oliver

10. GMTV

11. Friends (American 'comedy')

12. Richard Arnold (GMTV Television pundit - Graham Norton without the charisma)

13. Self-proclaimed 'mad' people

14. Cheese and onion crisps

15. People who think **EDITED DUE TO ABUSIVE CONTENT**

16. Dean Gaffney

17. Darren Day

18. Fiona Phillips

19. Morons who get degrees

20. Chris Moyles (pie eating talentless gimp)

21. Radio 1

22. Radio 1 Listeners

23. Pop Music

24. Elvis Presley

25. Sara Cox

26. Club Reps

27. This weather symbol. Covers just about every possibility.

28. Patrick Kielty

29. Saun Paul

30. Souped-up 1 litre cars (eg. Vauxhall Nova) with an oversized KENDWOOD sticker and some 18 year old gimp in a Burberry cap behind the wheel.

31. Exhausts that make cars louder but not faster (surely the other way round is preferable)

32. Trendy middle-class artistic names for kids e.g. Blossom

33. Chris Martin

34. Financially retarded people

35. 'Friends' wannabe's

36. Paul McCartney

37. Dermot O'Leary

38. Thierry Henry

39. The England Supporters Band

40. High pitched laughing (like a retard)

41.

42. David Coulthard

43. Ian Wright

44. Sky Sports presenters

45. Grannies wearing sandles with flesh coloured tights

46. Shop assistants that wrap your change up in the receipt

47. Fat ankles

48. Kitcsh ponsey tampon mobiles (Mini Cooper's)

49. Colin Jackson

50. Flying ants

51. Ray Mears

52. Prince William

53. Prince Harry

54. Football writers

55. Pigeons

56. Cockney rhyming slang

57. **EDITED DUE TO ABUSIVE CONTENT**

58. G A P

59. Dan off Big Brother 5

60. In fact all Big Brother contestants, ever.

61. Drunk people

62. Eva Cassidy

63. Matchday ticket prices

64. Leg Warmers

65. Man boobs

66. David Seaman's hair

67. Diego Forlan's hair

68. Rio Ferdinand's hair

69. Gary Neville's hair

70. Gary Neville

71. No ice cubes when you need one

72. UB40

73. Thinking that being **EDITED DUE TO ABUSIVE CONTENT**

74. Saturday morning kids TV

75. My putting ability

76. Shopping (can't believe this is no 76)

77. The general public

78. Quentin Wilson

79. New Year's Eve

80. Coronation Street

81. Lak's Boss (the bastard)

82. Robbie Keane's goal celebration

83. Sir Trevor McDonald

84. Americans

85. Fish with bones

86. The news

87. Trains

88. Bob Geldof

89. Celebrities worshipping other celebrities

90. Anyone who goes to 'An Audience With…..' shows.

91. Lenny Henry (making fart noises isn't funny)

92. Sting

93. Richard Blackwood

94. Busted

95. Lisa I'Anson

96. Caprice

97. Robson

98. Gerome

99. Prick

100. Willie Thorne

101. Mullets

102. 'Aspirational' cars

103. Comic Relief

104. Ben Sheperd (what a tosser)

105. Shoulder hair

106. Finger-less gloves

107. The Malvern Flower Show

108. Ordinary Joey's who bought a house for X amount in the year Y and now it's worth Z. Fuck off cock lovers. You're no fiancial genius, you just bought a house an it went up.

109. Carl Chinn, leftist 19th century cock sucking industrialist dreamer.

110. Ed Doolan, tedius whingeing Austrailian nob jockey, who gives airtime to teduis whingeing brummies who should be at work.

111. Cheese Cake

112. Kate Gerraway (apart from her breasts)

113. Fat Labour voting teachers

114. Students

115. Jon Bon Jovi

116. Christmas

117. Kirstie Allsopp - vile bullying estate agent

118. Phil Spencer - bankrupt estate agent

To be continued…

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