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r_text[0] = "SQL legend since 1980";
r_text[1] = "All round great guy since 1980";
r_text[2] = "Goat lover since 1980";
r_text[3] = "SQL Champion 31 years in a row";
r_text[4] = "Adam can divide by zero";
r_text[5] = "The dark is afraid of Adam";
r_text[6] = "10K running legend";
r_text[7] = "Chief Lotus Engineer 2008-2011";
r_text[8] = "Golf legend";
r_text[9] = "Half marathon legend";
r_text[10] = "Pro cycling legend!";
r_text[11] = "Epic DPS mage since 2004!";
r_text[12] = "Horse whisperer since 2010";
r_text[13] = "PVP legend";
r_text[14] = "Pro Druid healing legend since 2011!";
r_text[15] = "Arena Champion 2008,2011";
r_text[16] = "Discerning road sport cyclist";

var i = Math.floor((r_text.length)*Math.random())