Defense Technology 56895 MK-9 Stream Pepper Spray

Internet jokers are out in force following the pepper spraying
of peaceful protesters at UC Davis by Lt John Pike.
A selection of reviews of Defense Technology 56895 MK-9 Stream,
1.3% Red Band/1.3% Blue Band Pepper Spray can be found on Amazon
here.
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range.
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